гениальности.
And God said: "NO NO, DON'T TOUCH THA... OOOOPSssss..." +1
Rest in Pieces.
My name is Pont. James Pont. +10000!!!!
Life take away from people SO MUCH time!
Anything free is worth what U pay for it.
"Politics": from poli = many, tics = blood-sucking parasites. +1
He is a very responsible person. Mainly because everyone thinks he is!
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Hello, Erte!!
All rights ignored.
Don't worry, but Memento Mori.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
His eyes are so bad, he has to wear contact lenses to see his glasses.
MONEY TALKS... All mine usually says is "goodbye".
"Two beer or not two beer?" (c) Shakesbeer.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
If you have nothing to do - don't do it here.
Punk's not dead, but he smells like that...
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so...
No Money, No Time, No Girl, No Job - NO PROBLEM!
Shit happens. Life happens too...
FORD - Found On Road. Dead.
The BOSS is NOT always right, but he is always BOSS!
Evil communications corrupt good manners.
...A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
Spice Gorills.
I like kids, but i don't think i could eat a whole one... Hello, .peeping tom.
Bad sex is better than bad day at work.
All rights reversed.
In Backs we trust!
I was followed by luck. Still, I was quicker...
Let's compromise and say I'm right.
In God we trust. All others pay cash.
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind. +1
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Wife is exclusive hell for anyone...
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Don't walk on the grass. Smoke it. +100000
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
saint truth!!... As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself.
We are made for each other. You love me and I love me too. Hello, .peeping tom.!!
The more languages a Homo speaks, the more sapiens he is...
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Jesus! Save me from your followers!